The BEST Pokemon of all time

After nearly thirty years, the Pokemon franchise has created the single greatest Pokemon to ever exist. This is a Pokemon that has never seen defeat, that can only be wielded by the most dedicated trainers in existence. To even obtain this Pokemon requires a level of commitment that is completely alien to all but the most passionate, dedicated, and obsessed players in the world. I speak, of course, of the legendary Hatedisc.

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Hatedisc is a Luvdisc that has been bred over fifteen times. Its Effort Values have been maxed out, and it has 999 HP, Attack, Defense, Sp. Def, Sp. Atk, and Speed. Its Move Set includes Double Edge, Wave Crash, Full Restore, and Celebration. Its Ability is Rock Head.

The method to getting Hatedisc has been kept secret since the year 2003, when Pokemon Ruby and Saphire were first released. When Hatedisc made its debut in the Pokemon World Championships in 2004, gamers the world over have been BEGGING for the method to gain the Invincible Pokemon. That secret was finally released on the Deep Web just last week, and I will share it with you.

You must first get a female Luvdisc, and then breed it with a Mew. The two will create a Pokemon egg that has a 1/50 chance of hatching a female Luvdisc, and a 49/50 chance of hatching a male Magikarp. If you get the Luvdisc, you then breed it with a Celebi, which produces an egg that has a 1/100 chance of hatching a female Luvdisc. THAT Luvdisc is then bred with a Deoxys, which produces an egg that gives you a 1/2000 chance of hatching another female Luvdisc. You then breed the baby Luvdisc with Mew, repeating the cycle: Mew, Celebi, Deoxys.

When you FINALLY get a Hatedisc from the fifteenth egg in the cycle, the game will call it a Luvdisc. It'll have the same cry as a Luvdisc, and the same stats as a Luvdisc at level 1. But unlike a regular Luvdisc, this one is colored black. You give it the nickname Hatedisc, and this makes the game reset its stats to 1. Yes, just 1. 1 HP, 1 Attack, 1 EVERYTHING.

As you level it up, you notice that it doesn't learn any new moves or gain stats. DON'T DESPAIR! Hatedisc remains the same until level 100, when ALL its stats shoot up to 999. At level 100, Hatedisc also learns fifty new moves. Its Ability also changes from Swift Swim, to Rock Head.

Hatedisc is officially recognized by Smogon as an Over-Uber tier Pokemon, and has been consistently banned by the organization since 2005. Nintendo has also made clear that Hatedisc is PERMABANNED from ALL official tournaments. Possessing Hatedisc is more of a bragging rights thing than anything.

Now that you know how to get Hatedisc, I urge you not to try it. If you do, you're an APRIL FOOLS!!!