Online Toxicity- How to be an Asshole on League of Legends

The following is satire. It is meant to shed a light on the unacceptable behavior that many online game players partake in, particularly in League of Legends. DO NOT do anything this list tells you to do. Do the OPPOSITE of what this list tells you to do. This list does NOT reflect how I really feel, it reflects the exact opposite. Again, this is SATIRE.

You know what I'm sick and tired of seeing online? I'm sick and tired of seeing people be courteous to each other even after they completely screwed up my winning streak. I am tired as hell of the guy who lost us the game asking for forgiveness in lobby. I am sick of having to share credit with my support or my jungler for MY kills, even if the jungler applied the crowd control needed for me to get the kill and the support gave me heals and buffs whenever the enemy got lucky and managed to gang up on me. I am sick and tired of having to deal with junglers who don't gank for me whenever I ORDER them to. Do you feel like I do? Then here's a few quick tips on how to get the right attitude on League of Legends!

Why Grand Theft Auto 5 deserved to be Game of the Year 2013

I was inspired to write this entry about two weeks ago, when a friend of mine (who shall remain anonymous) commented on Facebook: "I don't understand why a violent game like Grand Theft Auto 5 would win Game of the Year, beating good, healthy, family fun like New Super Mario Bros Wii U." And that got me thinking: Why did GTA 5 deserve Game of the Year? How about we answer that question?

All we hear is radio ga ga, radio goo goo, radio ga ga!

On Violence in gaming, and violence and gaming

I wasn't going to write about this. I was going to write about Pokemon today. I had written an entire entry today that was going to talk about how Pokemon Gold and Silver were superior games to Red and Blue in practically every way. The blog was half written, with several pictures and everything. But deep down I knew that there was something else that I needed to talk about, something far more important. On August 24, 2013, an eight year old child shot and killed his grandmother in the home that the two shared.

The child, when questioned by police, claimed that it was an accident. However, upon investigating, the police found some evidence that the shooting was deliberate. Basically, they found out that the kid was playing Grand Theft Auto 4, just minutes before the murder.

Gangsters, prostitutes, murder, theft. Oh yes, this is totally acceptable children's entertainment <sarcasm>