The year was 1981, and the video game was enjoying its greatest era: the Golden Age of the Arcade. During this time, arcade games were HUGE; arcades were big money makers, and people would line up to spend a quarter on any game they could get their hands on. Space Invaders, Pac-Man, Centipede, these were just some of the games that were taking the world by storm. However, one game would come to revolutionize gaming, not just inventing a new genre, but also reinventing how game presentation works. That game was Donkey Kong.
More than just a form of entertainment, video games are art. This blog is dedicated to analyzing games. Updated on the weekends.
Friday, December 4, 2015
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
Announcement- December will be Nintendo Origins Month
When I was a child, I was a Nintendo Boy. That means I was ADDICTED to Nintendo: the SNES, the Game Boy, the Super Mario Brothers Super Show, the Zelda cartoon, everything to do with Nintendo, I ate up. However, though that ended in 1997 with a little system called the Playstation, I still have fond memories of Nintendo, and I've observed this game company grow throughout the years. So in honor of that, I am pleased to announce that this December is Nintendo Origins Month!
Every weekend you'll see a blog entry about Nintendo's four biggest steps into becoming the entertainment Juggernaut it is today. Skipping over its long and illustrious history as a playing card company, we'll start with that legendary arcade game: Donkey Kong. From there...well, here's the tentative schedule:
December 5-6: Donkey Kong
December 12-13: Super Mario Bros.
December 19-20: Star Fox
December 26-27: Pokemon R/B/G/Y
I hope you'll be joining me on this trip through history!
Saturday, November 21, 2015
Revisiting Sephiroth
On September 15, 2013, I had finished a blog entry analyzing Sephiroth, the main villain of Final Fantasy 7, where I made the argument that he was overrated because his motivations were unclear. However, it had been pointed out to me that I missed some key details regarding Sephiroth's history, which explains his motivations better. Mistakes were made on my part, and upon reexamining the game, as well as the data available to me, I am certain that I can revisit Sephiroth, to see if I truly was wrong to call him overrated. This is a second analysis of Sephiroth.
Sephiroth's portrait during his short tenure in the party.
Monday, November 16, 2015
What I did when I heard about the Paris attacks.
I played video games. Specifically, I played Maple Story and Smite, in an attempt to not think about what happened. I had first read the news on the BBC news site, from a link I got on Tumblr. "That's awful" I thought. I didn't know what else to think, just...nothing. I didn't feel numb, I just felt off about the whole thing.
And then the number of victims kept climbing and climbing, until it was in the hundreds. I was already stressed from all the homework I had to do, but this gave me one hell of a pause. I started thinking about everything, about how many lives were lost for nothing. And yes, it was for nothing, because no ideology is worth killing people over.
I was a mess. I started thinking about all the lives lost, all the lives destroyed by this nonsense. I started thinking about the Islamophobia that would sweep Europe and America, thanks to these attacks. And sure enough, I was right. Refugee camps in Calais were burned down, anti Islamic rhetoric increased to levels not seen since September 11, 2001. Innocents were paying for the crimes of assholes.
Mercedes Carrera, someone I once respected, started spewing nationalistic bullshit about Syria for Syrians, blindly taking in people from another country, and so forth. I unfollowed her on Twitter for that, and anyone who thought that way too. I regret that it came to that, because I greatly admired her for her conviction, her dedication to the cause of freedom of expression, and for helping a rape victim when she needed it most. But I have limits, and Carrera crossed them. I wish her well in the future, I wish her no ill will, I respect her right to free speech, but I will support her no longer.
I watched as many of my Facebook friends changed their profile pictures to have a French flag filter. I knew the ones from Europe at least would do so. But I didn't. I didn't do it for France because I didn't do it for Kenya, Somalia, or Syria when those bastards started doing what they were doing there. I won't refer to them by any name, I refuse to. And I didn't do it for any other country because the option was never there. It felt like nobody cared until it happened to a European country. I know that's not entirely true, but that's how it felt. That's how it still feels.
All in all, however, I just felt impotent about the whole thing. The world got a whole lot darker as I kept watching what happened. I saw people whom I thought were more rational buy into the outrage and the Islamophobia, spewing that anti religious crap over and over again. I saw news outlets ignore what was happening in South Korea, the protests against the President, and how the government stifled these protests with violence. It reminded me just how powerless I am in the world, how I can't do a damn thing for anyone or anything, how all I could do was just watch as the world around me burned.
It was September 11, 2001 again, albeit on an admittedly smaller scale.
In the end, there was nothing I could do but play video games, hoping I could forget for a moment everything bad that had happened. But when the games ended, the world was still burning, and there was nothing I could do about it. And I knew it.
Thursday, October 22, 2015
"The mobile games market is an absolute mess, thanks to you"- a rebuttal
Every now and then there comes an article talking about the game industry that makes you take pause and think, to reconsider what's going on in the market, in games media, and all gaming culture. It is a well written, thought provoking article that, if read by the right people, can become the catalyst for real change. This is NOT that article. This is a rebuttal for Aksel Junkilla's article The mobile games market is an absolute mess, thanks to you. Original words from the article will be in bold, and beneath those will be my own words. A link to an archived version of the article here: https://archive.is/h3me2
Thursday, October 15, 2015
A Word on TotalBiscuit
I can't say I'm a fan of his, but I have heard of him. He's one of the biggest voices in gaming, and one of the few game critics with credibility. And today, he's shared with us that he's been given two years to live. I believe I speak for all his fans when I say I wish this day had not come.
We all wish for TotalBiscuit's complete recovery. Nobody but the vilest beings on Earth wish for someone this young to be taken away from us, especially to cancer. I, personally, believe that cancer is one of the worst ways to go; it creeps up on you, and you spend so much time fighting it and fighting it, only for it to beat you in one way or another. Fighting cancer is never easy, and beating it much less so.
I'm speechless. I've never seen a single TotalBiscuit video, and now I'm too afraid to do so, because I fear getting attached to someone with an expiration date...wait, no. We can't think like that. We have to keep our chins up, ladies and gentlemen, keep the faith strong.
In times like these, I find Scripture to be comforting. I scoured the net for a good quote, and I was not disappointed. First Corinthians, 15:42-44 "So will it be with the resurrection of the dead. The body that is sown perishable, it is raised imperishable; it is sown in dishonor, it is raised in glory; it is sown in weakness, it is raised in power; it is sown a natural body, it is raised a spiritual body. If there is a natural body, there is a spiritual body."
We are all praying for good news for you and from you, TotalBiscuit.
Edit May 25, 2018: regrettably, TotalBiscuit lost his battle with cancer. He will be missed. He suffers no more.
We all wish for TotalBiscuit's complete recovery. Nobody but the vilest beings on Earth wish for someone this young to be taken away from us, especially to cancer. I, personally, believe that cancer is one of the worst ways to go; it creeps up on you, and you spend so much time fighting it and fighting it, only for it to beat you in one way or another. Fighting cancer is never easy, and beating it much less so.
I'm speechless. I've never seen a single TotalBiscuit video, and now I'm too afraid to do so, because I fear getting attached to someone with an expiration date...wait, no. We can't think like that. We have to keep our chins up, ladies and gentlemen, keep the faith strong.
In times like these, I find Scripture to be comforting. I scoured the net for a good quote, and I was not disappointed. First Corinthians, 15:42-44 "So will it be with the resurrection of the dead. The body that is sown perishable, it is raised imperishable; it is sown in dishonor, it is raised in glory; it is sown in weakness, it is raised in power; it is sown a natural body, it is raised a spiritual body. If there is a natural body, there is a spiritual body."
We are all praying for good news for you and from you, TotalBiscuit.
Edit May 25, 2018: regrettably, TotalBiscuit lost his battle with cancer. He will be missed. He suffers no more.
Tuesday, October 6, 2015
A Quick Word in Regard to the Petition to Have Anita and Zoe Arrested
Recently there has been a petition circling the Internet, especially on Gamergate friendly forums, to have Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian arrested under grounds that they have technically committed an act of betrayal by appealing to the UN to censor the Internet. This petition cites the Logan act of 1790, a law that was passed well over two hundred years ago. There have already been thousands of signers as of this writing, including Quinn herself.
Let me get a few things out of the way: petitions seldom work, by my experience. I've yet to see a petition actually achieve what it has set out to do, and I've signed hundreds of them. Second of all, this petition is giving ammo to the enemies of Gamergate. By calling upon the government to arrest these two ladies, based on a centuries old law, we're being no better than these two ladies who call upon big government to censor their critics and silence them.
Make no mistake, what they have done, and what they are calling for, is beyond describing how horrid it is. Sarkeesian and Quinn want to make it a crime to dissent against THEIR feminism, the feminism that makes women victims instead of strong fighters. These two women, who have both been proven to be frauds and charlatans, went to the United Nations, played themselves as little victims, and begged for Big Brother to come to the world and instill his censorship on anyone who dares raise their voice against them. Meanwhile, we have child brides in Yemen, acid attacks against women in India, and in Saudi Arabia it's still perfectly legal to stone a woman to death if she cheats on her husband. If you want REAL misogyny, don't look for it on Twitter, look for it everywhere a woman is legally declared to be worth less than a man.
So yeah, it's easy to see why it'd be delicious to see these two women be given a slice of humble pie. The Schadenfreude would be extremely satisfying, should Quinn and Sarkeesian be arrested. But they shouldn't be arrested, because their "crime", when all is said and done, amounts to little more than making a speech to a congregation of politicians and representatives.
Literally, all they did was go up to the UN and beg for censorship, which the UN has all the right to tell them "no, now fuck off." Quinn and Sarkeesian have been rightly ridiculed by every thinking man and woman on Earth who have wasted their time reading their proposal. Further, the UN has proven itself to be, frankly, useless when the world needed it most. They couldn't stop the Yugoslav wars, the genocide of Rwanda, the Somali civil war, the Syrian civil war, and all the female genital mutilation in Africa, among hundreds of other issues in the world from the UN's inception to today. To expect them to actually censor Twitter and Youtube is, at best, a joke.
The petition to arrest these two, however, is no better than their petition to the UN to censor the Internet, if not on intent, then in spirit. It liberally interprets the Logan Act in order to get two women arrested. Just because it's the law, it doesn't make it right.
By invoking the Logan Act, we are, subtly or not, stating that we are scared of Quinn, Sarkeesian, and their ilk. This petition WRONGLY shows the world that their message is dangerous to us, and that it needs to be silenced. To quote Tyrion Lannister from A Song of Ice and Fire "When you cut off a man's tongue, you don't prove him a liar, you prove you're afraid of what he has to say."
Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian are, when it comes down to it, guilty of little more than being idiots. When it comes to idiots, the best thing to do against them is to let them speak. When idiots speak, only other idiots listen; everyone else just points and laughs.
Let me get a few things out of the way: petitions seldom work, by my experience. I've yet to see a petition actually achieve what it has set out to do, and I've signed hundreds of them. Second of all, this petition is giving ammo to the enemies of Gamergate. By calling upon the government to arrest these two ladies, based on a centuries old law, we're being no better than these two ladies who call upon big government to censor their critics and silence them.
Make no mistake, what they have done, and what they are calling for, is beyond describing how horrid it is. Sarkeesian and Quinn want to make it a crime to dissent against THEIR feminism, the feminism that makes women victims instead of strong fighters. These two women, who have both been proven to be frauds and charlatans, went to the United Nations, played themselves as little victims, and begged for Big Brother to come to the world and instill his censorship on anyone who dares raise their voice against them. Meanwhile, we have child brides in Yemen, acid attacks against women in India, and in Saudi Arabia it's still perfectly legal to stone a woman to death if she cheats on her husband. If you want REAL misogyny, don't look for it on Twitter, look for it everywhere a woman is legally declared to be worth less than a man.
So yeah, it's easy to see why it'd be delicious to see these two women be given a slice of humble pie. The Schadenfreude would be extremely satisfying, should Quinn and Sarkeesian be arrested. But they shouldn't be arrested, because their "crime", when all is said and done, amounts to little more than making a speech to a congregation of politicians and representatives.
Literally, all they did was go up to the UN and beg for censorship, which the UN has all the right to tell them "no, now fuck off." Quinn and Sarkeesian have been rightly ridiculed by every thinking man and woman on Earth who have wasted their time reading their proposal. Further, the UN has proven itself to be, frankly, useless when the world needed it most. They couldn't stop the Yugoslav wars, the genocide of Rwanda, the Somali civil war, the Syrian civil war, and all the female genital mutilation in Africa, among hundreds of other issues in the world from the UN's inception to today. To expect them to actually censor Twitter and Youtube is, at best, a joke.
The petition to arrest these two, however, is no better than their petition to the UN to censor the Internet, if not on intent, then in spirit. It liberally interprets the Logan Act in order to get two women arrested. Just because it's the law, it doesn't make it right.
By invoking the Logan Act, we are, subtly or not, stating that we are scared of Quinn, Sarkeesian, and their ilk. This petition WRONGLY shows the world that their message is dangerous to us, and that it needs to be silenced. To quote Tyrion Lannister from A Song of Ice and Fire "When you cut off a man's tongue, you don't prove him a liar, you prove you're afraid of what he has to say."
Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian are, when it comes down to it, guilty of little more than being idiots. When it comes to idiots, the best thing to do against them is to let them speak. When idiots speak, only other idiots listen; everyone else just points and laughs.
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